The Kingdom of Womble 278 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.73 billion Womble 278ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Womble 278ian economy, worth 458 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 42,707 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 275,255 per year while the poor average 2,677, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 278's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 278 is ranked 227,720^th in the world and 1,671^st in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.